Scarlett Johansson in Chef (2014)
I am soooooooooooo done messing with this, so here. You guys can have this. It’s Sebastian Stan in lingerie.
*it would be worth it to note that it’s not actually Sebastian Stan, just his head crappily superimposed on someone else.
For those that haven’t gotten to have this religious experience yet
ok so we all know sebastian has pretty great legs right i mean look at em
but can we please take a moment and just appreciate
his thighs are in tHE WINTER SOLDIER
SOMEONE CALL LIFE ALERT
one day steve turned into skinny!steve.
Imagine Bucky getting into the Fullmetal Alchemist animes, because of the people with metal limbs like his who do all sorts of amazing things, where they are sometimes seen as super cool or desirable, in a time period setting VERY similar to one Bucky grew up in. Imagine Tony hearing about this secondhand and realizing Bucky's actual arm already works like automail because it has a permanent port but the arm can be changed out, and he points this out to Bucky, who's super pleased to hear it.
He almost regrets bringing it up when Bucky comes at him several days later with a carefully compiled schematic for a fake automail leg. Almost.
"It’s a design exercise," Bucky tells him loftily, and Tony rolls his eyes and wonders why he didn’t see this coming sooner.
"It’s called cosplay, actually, and you’re way behind the curve on that one. Please tell me you haven’t bought convention tickets. You won’t like conventions, Barnes, trust me on that. Huge crowds, loud noise, lots of people running around with fake weapons…you’ll give yourself a nervous breakdown, and you know what Cap’s gonna -"
"Steve," says Bucky, "is going to be Alphonse."
(Tony’s not going to admit it that he’s actually pretty proud of how the results come out. It would have been a much faster project if Bucky hadn’t insisted on helping so much, but Tony very tactfully doesn’t say anything.)