zeldathemes
Son, just don't.

Hello, this is Alex. I have been compromised. Ive fallen in love with the MCU, the avengers and stucky and this blog is dedicated to relieve my angst ridden heart. You're most welcome to fangirl with me!

black-nata:

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:

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EVERYONE DEAD.

  #chris    #renner    #crack  
cangsir:

victim

cangsir:

victim

  #bucky  

fandomfrolics:

loveholic198:

Avengers Deleted Scene

#i wish they kept this #she looks like she’s giving up #and then she looks at clint fighting #figthing for new york #FIGHTING TO SAVE LIVES #AND SHE JUST GETS BACK UP#BECAUSE #THAT’S WHAT THEY DO #THEY GET BACK UP #IF YOU DON’T THINK HEROES AREN’T INSPIRING #GET OUT OF MY FACE #sobs (via im-not-their-hero)

  #avengers  

christohperevans:

those damn abs

  #chris    #fuck  

"Really, really — I’m such a dork. I just pretend to be cool."

  #seb stan    #i can masturbate to this  
Okay, but. What if Steve figures out that his ass is as strong and resilient as the rest of him because he'd tried to experiment with the 21st century's version of what in his day had been called 'marital aids' and had broken a few? The motors burn out, the hard plastic ones cracked, and he's NOT going to even THINK of trying the glass kinds. And what happens when Bucky finds Steve's collection of industrial strength dildos?

theragnarokd:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

omfg

I am trying to picture what an industrial strength dildo would even BE and I’m coming up with just….a Tony Stark invention.

LUCKILY one of the side effects of the Winter Soldierization would be that Bucky’s dick would be superstrong too, y/y?

Although Steve may experience a few panic attacks about crushing Bucky’s dick….

You know what I’m gonna go to bed this day has gotten too weird even for me.

NO WAIT SOFT SILICONE HE NOW LIVES IN THE AGE OF SILICONE

SAM TAKES THEM ALL TO BABELAND, IT’S A FIELD TRIP, WHEEEEEEE PROBLEM SOLVED

#i would read a zillion words of the Avengers Babeland fieldtrip#It’s really just supposed to be the three of them#but it’s hard to keep secrets in the tower#Tony makes one circuit around the store and then corners a manager to discuss the specs for fucking machines#Steve’s not entirely sure what that means but he knows he’s not ready to#Natasha presses a liter bottle of lube into his hands as she walks by#doesn’t even look at him#just hands it over#Clints messing around with the cuff selection#Thor has become best friends with all four of the sales people on the floor#Bruce has to excuse himself to sit outside#they have a Hulk dildo#it’s not okay#Avengers (via @bewaretheides315)

  #steve    #au  
  #seb stan    #nsfw    #ish    #jesus    #fuck me    #christ  

rromanoffs:

oswalled:

MCU MEME — [4/9] nine quotes » love is for children

"And once you’ve won, once you’re king of the mountain, what happens to his mind?"

 (x)

  #avengers    #loki    #black widow  

Interviewer: What did you have to cancel to take this role?
Sebastian Stan: Watching “Friends” on demand in my apartment.

  #seb stan  

Without - obviously I don’t want to spoil too much for the viewers, but there is more that could be done with the Winter Soldier after this movie. Do you know - is that going to happen in Age of Ultron, or is that being left to a future Captain America movie?
As of right now, I don’t believe I’m involved with the Age of Ultron. That I can definitely say. As for the latter, listen: I don’t know. We’re just literally now putting this movie out there. You know how the story goes in the comic books. There’s a lot there to be covered still, and I’m equally interested to see where the guys are going to take it next. As far as I’m concerned, we just scratched the tip of the iceberg.

  #seb stan you and your stupid face    #and stupid smile    #i wanna fuck you so hard    #while calling you sweetheart